pricklylegs:

I`ll give you something to cry about..

pricklylegs:

I`ll give you something to cry about..

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lolfactory:

A friend put hand lotion on some coworkers’ office door handles yesterday. This is where he found his desk this morning.☆ funny tumblr

lolfactory:

A friend put hand lotion on some coworkers’ office door handles yesterday. This is where he found his desk this morning.

☆ funny tumblr


stutter-muffin:

nosdrinker:

earthtohayley:

johnny depp is so confusing like sometimes he looks like this

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and then later he looks like this

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hE dOESN’T eVEn LOOK LiKE tHE SAme PERson!!!!?????

AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON HIS VOICE, MAN

he’s an actor

actor fuck that shit he passed actor a long time ago hes a straight up shape shifter at this point.

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thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

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waywardsherlock:

fandom-monster:

mybrainisallovertheplace:

lorasueee082011:

aplacecalledorange:

I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.

JUST ALL THAT HE IS.

I mean 

LOOK

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Robert Pattinson’s ‘Twilight’ commentary.

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I just

I’m going to miss this

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Who would have thought he hated Twilight so much?

This guy.

He hates Twilight more than Stephen King. 

And that is why I love Rob.

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DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YOUR BIRD. DISHONOR ON OUR WHOLE FAMILY.
James Potter in heaven after hearing Harry name his kid Albus Severus (via jamespottersd)

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mentalflossr:

Remember prom? Nikki Simmons probably won’t forget hers, even though the guy she asked had to politely decline. Seems he’d just gotten married and, honestly, he was probably busy.
11 Amazing Thank You Notes From Famous People

mentalflossr:

Remember prom? Nikki Simmons probably won’t forget hers, even though the guy she asked had to politely decline. Seems he’d just gotten married and, honestly, he was probably busy.

11 Amazing Thank You Notes From Famous People


comedycentral:

An episode of a television program on which one of these #BadJeopardyCategories will be featured.

What is tonight’s new @midnight?

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strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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