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I think this is my new favorite thing in the whole world
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It’s a secret code guys. Act casual.obsessedobsesser:i-aint-bovvered:chatterboxrose:homemadedarkmark:
No. Fucking. Way.
IT’S A TRAP.
shh just come
MY MIND IS BLOWN
TOM RIDDLE IS A PEACEKEEPER FOR DISTRICT 7!?
Thats the crazy ass axe and saw wielding district too.
RIDDLE.
YOU GUYS, IT HAS THE NUMBER 7, TOO TFHGSZTDFHGV
LASJDLKJASLKDJASL
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So I wonder, if you put enough rubber bands around someone’s head…
THIS WEBSITE IS MADE UP OF PSYCHOPATHS AND DRUGGIES I SWEAR
this is what your getting yahoo.
this is what your getting.
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Dave Cohen, “Urine Test”
You can change the direction this train is moving just by thinking about it.
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So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
He forgot the forty two cents though
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The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
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Things that make me fall asleep really fast.
- when someone hums quietly.
- when my hair gets played with.
- when someone whispers a story to me.
- when someone traces my skin.
- chloroform.
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