Just too Close

The Blog of All Reblogs;
Consists of my interests including a bit o' Harry Potter, lots of cool photography, Nature in general, and things that I find humorous/entertaining. Take a scroll if you'd like!

cupofteaorgtfo:

Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow

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thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.
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graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

(via africandad)

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m-y-l-i-f-e-i-s:

i’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to make FAMOUS! Following everyone back until I find one :)

i’ll tell u one thing nobody wants to paramount u

OOOOOHHHHHHHH. OH. OH. OH. OH. OH FUCK. FUCK. OH. OH FUCK. FUCK. WOW. OH. OH FUCK. FUCK OH OH FUCK  OOOHH FUCK. FUCK. OH. OH FUCK. FUCK. YOU. YOU GOT. FUCK. OH. FUCK. OH FUCK. YOU GOT FUCKED UP. FUCK. OH. HOW. OH FUCK. HOW DOES IT FEEL. OH. OH FUCK. HOW DOES IT FEEL. FUCK. OH FUCK. FUCK ME OH FUCK HOW DOES IT FEEL. WOW. YOU GOT OWNED. FUCK. OH FUCK YOU GOT OWNED OH FUCK. MY FUCKING OH MY FUCK YOU GOT SO FUCKING OWNED AND YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW IT. OH. FUCK. FUCK ME OH FUCK WOW FUCK YOU.FUCK YOU ARE SO STUPID WOW YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU JUST GOT OWNED SO BAD. OH. FUCK. OH FUCK ME. SHUT UP FOREVER
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find someone
who knows
you’re sad
just by the change
of tone in your
voice

be with someone
who loves the
feature that
you hate the most

fall in love with
someone who
looks at you and
knows they don’t
want anyone else

(Source: thechildofstyle, via spooeylee)

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wolverxne:

Untitled | by: { Owen Luther }


autumn blog all year round that follows back☾☯✿
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judal-is-my-spirit-animal:

"White people are responsible for all the bad shit in history!" How about you go open up a history book and read it. 

(via jim-moriartichoke)

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"I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy, because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that."

Robin Williams (via skateeofmind)

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15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself

almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

(via skylarjanee)

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oddsarentinmyfavor:

Interesting fact. The photographer of this photo was a high school student. He committed suicide after exams.

Reblogging in memory of the photographer.


Reblogging in memory and talent of the photographer
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