ugly:

hungarian:

if u rub your boobs together it will start a fire

whose down to try?

(via pizza)


shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

image

Both reactions work

(via africandad)


tapdancers:

wwehs:

how to be an adult

im sad this was so short because he was about to go so hard

(via pizza)



rosaparking:

squishymew:

kikahchu:

kikahchu:

It’s a space bar!!

Guys, I did not spend $16 on this sticker set for 5 notes.

I thought it was just greasy omg


Clean ur keyboard

rosaparking:

squishymew:

kikahchu:

kikahchu:

It’s a space bar!!

Guys, I did not spend $16 on this sticker set for 5 notes.

I thought it was just greasy omg

Clean ur keyboard

(via africandad)



(via ohremus)


djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

(via itsabandthingyouwontunderstand)


skagdoll:

Jazz, Swing & Big Band giants

(via itsabandthingyouwontunderstand)


dogshaming:

Scrap booking Sparkles!

I ate a bottle of glitter and now my poop sparkles.

dogshaming:

Scrap booking Sparkles!

I ate a bottle of glitter and now my poop sparkles.



swooshmami:

White privilege is finding your name on a Coke bottle

(via seriously-youknow)



thewhimsyturtle:

Apple Tree, Part 6
(Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5)

You’ve seen in video how tricky roly poly tiny not-quite-apples are. Now you can see in gifs, too!

Original, better-quality gifs here, here, and here.

(P.S. Did you know that Tumblr recently upped its gif size limit to 1.75 MB? Hallelujah!!)

(via thefrogman)


coffeeandcockatiels:

typette:

zeedikay:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

And it would still get stuck in my hair…

now THIS is what I’m fucking talking about
EDIT: IT FUNCTIONS AS A FUCKING ORANGE PEELER, AND EVEN A LAMP IF YOU HAVE A STRING AND SOME OIL. SERIOUSLY???

JUST IN CASE YOU APPARENTLY NEED AN EMERGENCY ONE FOR RELIGIOUS SERVICES?

Buying these asap.

coffeeandcockatiels:

typette:

zeedikay:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

And it would still get stuck in my hair…

now THIS is what I’m fucking talking about

EDIT: IT FUNCTIONS AS A FUCKING ORANGE PEELER, AND EVEN A LAMP IF YOU HAVE A STRING AND SOME OIL. SERIOUSLY???

JUST IN CASE YOU APPARENTLY NEED AN EMERGENCY ONE FOR RELIGIOUS SERVICES?

Buying these asap.

(via cowardiceofconscience)